I would.

Part One:

I have an English Class in school,

obivously.

& i had to do a project on Africa.
& present it.

I chose to do mine on African Art.

now in my world:
Dance=Art
its simple.
so what else to do but get everyone off their butts,
crank some tunes &
DANCE!!!
just dance :)

Yes, I made my whole class play "Just Dance"
as my presentation.
it will go down in history books as the
best.
presentation.
ever.

Part Two:

Here is another episode of
"Girl plus Broom"

this one dicloses nothing of any value.
absolute no sense.
& a smidge of insanity.

please enjoy.
and pradon my lack of focus.

i dont know exactly what was happening..
but apparently my escape plan will result in my death?
who knows.
i was rambling.
that happens a lot.
like i dont understand half the things i said.
& if i dont understand it...
i doubt you will.
work makes me a wee bit crazy
especially when you are really
the ONLY person in the new building.
its haunted.
i dont like it.

Girl Plus Broom

The Epic Adventures of a Janitor.

There once was a girl,

a janitor girl.

Lots of funny and unfortunate things happen to this girl.

& this,

IS HER STORY!!

The following story is a true event that happend, it is not made-up, only exaggerated in a few ways. thank you for reading...you may resume.

On a regular day like any other,
this girl stood alone in the mens restroom,
cleaning the mirrors.
not really expecting anything to happen.

She hears the rumble of her trash can & mop...
"don't these people know what a barricade is??"

Thinking nothing of it she continues her work duties.
within 2 seconds a boy comes flying into the restroom.
"uh...hello." he says,"are you cleaning in here?"
(no. im not i just like to sit in here for fun...of course im cleaning!!)
"yeah, sorry could you use the restroom upstairs?"
"well, i dont think i will make it...so, just keep cleaning & dont look."
this girl was caught in a perdictament...
she couldnt leave the restroom because she would have to walk past him,
so she continued to clean the mirrors with her eyes tightly shut.
Now the boy had zero stage fright at all.
but was very embarassed.
He said,
"um is this weird for you??"
(DUH!!)
"um...no not at all...i'm used to this kind of thing happening......"
Then the small talk started.
"so...do you go here?" he asked.
"no...i go in the girls bathroom but believe me i've tried."
BA-DUM CUUSHH!
the conversation continued & once he was done he thanked her for letting him take the well needed wiz.

This is a story of a janitor girl.
weird things happen to her,
but it makes working way more entertaining.
[these events happen fast & are hard to write about so bare with me until i can write them to my fullest ability.]

The Skittle Story

For Sami :)

one day at work...my tummy was screaming out with hunger,

 "FEED ME WOMAN!!"

i sadly said,

"sorry tum-tum...but there is no food i can provide you right now."

as i finished saying the depressing fact

 my eyes beheld a lovely magical thing,

right in front of me...

a JUMBO BAG of skittles!!!

placed ever so gently on the very tip top of a full garbage can...

i reached forth my hand, grasped the bag & very lightly lifted it...

it was HALF FULL!!!

what this a sign?!?

a sweet delicious sign??

 as i sat there contemplating about whether or not i should partake of this delectable treat,

a voice said to me

 (it was most likely a halusination(?) from food deprevation)

"Bailey, i have placed these skittles before you so that you may feast upon them."

within an instant a heavenly light desended onto the garbage bound skittles bag

& A CHORUS OF ANGELS began to sing,

"Eat The Skittles!! Eat the Skittles!!

eat the skittles!! eat the skittles!!

EAT THE SKIIIIIITTTTLLLLLEEESSSS!!!!!"

without hesitation i grabbed the bag & sat right Smack-Dab in the middle of the empty hallway!

 the only thing stopping me from shoving my head into that little red bag & filling my mouth with all the sugary goodness was the mere fact that well...

my head didnt fit.

so i had to suffice for my hand...

so i plunged it into the bag & started slammin skittles in by the handful!!

then with a mouth full of skittles & a VERY satisfied tummy,

i looked up & saw one of my fellow workers at the end of the hall...

"where'd ya get the skittles?"

i hesitate...

swallowing the remaining skittles that are taking residence in my mouth...

"....the lord."