We Are Great Wrappers.

when my father and i are incharge of last minute wrapping projects,

it looks a little like this:

& to think this picture is better then what we do.

I mean we honestly just grab a piece of wrapping paper and tape it on the present.

or put it in a box without any wrapping paper, with a stick on bow.

sometimes we just leave it in the bag its in from the store & tape it shut.

then there is the often sighting of a what we call a "half wrap" where we actually attempted to make it look nice on one side, but then we look at it and realize it looks like a dog bit it and then got ran over by a mini van, so we lose all hope that it will look good, this results in the other side getting crumpled up in some odd way & secured with duct tape.

& then there is the "oh my gosh!! my friend just stopped by and gave me a present and i didnt wrap theirs yet!!" this is when you have to look like you cared a little bit, but sadly you just want to get it wrapped fast so you won't keep them waiting. This is when you dump out her present that they gave to you that was put nicely in a bag, replace your present to them with the present they just gave you. rip off the the "to and from tag" & give them the present. & if your lucky they wont notice that it is the exact same bag with a different present in there.

[thankfully it worked]

All i can say now is that i should probably learn to wrap soon. that way my future in the christmas bizz will not be ruined. But, hey im still young and have plently of time to learn.

Merry Christmas Eve!! :)

Chirstmas Gift Came Early.

She Lives!!!!

Beware.

this post has no structure.

endless ramblings.

a bunch of junk thrown together into a jumbled mess.

if you would like to read it,

please,

proceed with caution.

I am sorry for my absence these past few weeks.

my computer has been having problems.

Fear not though,

they are now fixed!

kinda.

Where to begin...

How about Thanksgiving?

A time for giving thanks,

eating til you pass out,

watching football til you can't keep your eyes open,

eat some more,

ya'll know how it works.

This time of year also brings to my family the beloved family pictures.

joy.

So ladies and gentlemen.

Here they are,

The Laycock Clan!!!

These are the Men.

(the boy cousins)

minus one. he was being a stinker.

Here are the Girls.

This is my family.

This little girl is my sister. she's okay.

most of the time.

This is us. I will have to share more stories about them.

because they are quite a bunch.

Here is another look at "the obsession's of Bailey"

Yes that is my wall,

if you think thats a lot of pictures,

just scroll down a bit.

Yes that is my OTHER wall.

like i have said a few times before, i have a huge spot in my heart that is consumed with pictures.

& if you're my friend & we have a picture together,

it is most likely on my wall somewhere.

[this wall is also great for playing i-spy]

i always feel like the little old lady at family reunions that is constantly taking pictures.

you know who im talking about,

ya'll have one in your family.

Now some of you might want to know what i call this little obsession.

i call it:

"i-like-pictures-on-my-wall-despite-the-fact-that-i-feel-them-watching-me-constantly-i-like-them-and-if-you-don't-like-it-don't-come-into-my-room"

Now, last weekend i had the wonderful oppertunity to be friendless.

All of my friends are in Cross Country and last weekend they went to footlocker,

(that is in California for all of you who are unaware)

They always get way excited and are always talking about it.

i just sit and listen and wish that i could go.

but i cant.

they spend the weekend in a hotel,

go to the happiest place on earth,

DISNEY LAND!!!

and get to be with eachother.

while i still on my behind and wish i could be there.

sitting on my behind on the beach,

or a rollercoaster.

Because i didnt go with them.

(like every other year for the past 4 years.)

i got to go see my grandma's cousin.

& eat her wonderful soup.

while i had a pleasent view of Utah State University.

the place i will hopefully call my home for the next little while.

i also got to go see the lights at temple square

and eat delicious german food.

Another thing i did was homework.

so, you know that assignment that you work so hard on that you are scared to turn it in because you feel as if you are turning in your life?

well, this was it.

it was an art project.

there it is.

good bye life.

Alright now that this is over,

i have something i would like to say...

This feels kinda weird,

but to my viewers out there, whoever you might be.

if you have any questions at all that you would like to ask me i would absolutely love to answer them!!

I mean anything!!

it would really help me get this blog going!!

just post a comment :)

I would.

Part One:

I have an English Class in school,

obivously.

& i had to do a project on Africa.
& present it.

I chose to do mine on African Art.

now in my world:
Dance=Art
its simple.
so what else to do but get everyone off their butts,
crank some tunes &
DANCE!!!
just dance :)

Yes, I made my whole class play "Just Dance"
as my presentation.
it will go down in history books as the
best.
presentation.
ever.

Part Two:

Here is another episode of
"Girl plus Broom"

this one dicloses nothing of any value.
absolute no sense.
& a smidge of insanity.

please enjoy.
and pradon my lack of focus.

i dont know exactly what was happening..
but apparently my escape plan will result in my death?
who knows.
i was rambling.
that happens a lot.
like i dont understand half the things i said.
& if i dont understand it...
i doubt you will.
work makes me a wee bit crazy
especially when you are really
the ONLY person in the new building.
its haunted.
i dont like it.

Say it again, but in English Please.

Have you ever been so bored that you can't think of anything to do?? i think we all have. but sadly i got to the point where i actually sat down & read the ingredients of a common item used daily in every household.

Hopefully...

Please try to guess what this item is:

drum roll please....

;lasewoiflewolgaiueknrlfpsadfdsafdsjojj

its shampoo.

uh yeah....

is half the stuff in there even safe??

i mean look at it.

most of the words are more than 13 letters long!

Methylochloroisothiazolinone.

is that even a word??

how do you pronounce it??

gah.

im concerned.

the only thing i know on there is water.

the rest is pure gibberish.

Challenge Time:

if you can honestly pronounce that word 2 paragraphs up,

& prove it to me,

i will buy you a pie.

lets end this madness and stick to the basics.

we need to wash our hair,

even if we can't say any of the ingredients.

otherwise,

its just plain Naaaasty.

Sloppy Joe's Anyone?

Behold,

This is a wonderful time of year.

Sloppy Joe's a plenty.

Candy at every door.

the feeling of love

 & the stomach aches awaiting.

wait a minute.
Sloppy Joes??
yes.
SLOPPY JOES!!!
'tis a family tradition
to have anyone and everyone
over for sloppy joes on halloween night.
its not weird.
its unique.

Its Halloween.

[One of my personal favorite holidays.]

i mean whats better than knocking on a stangers door

& getting candy??

Free Candy!!

NOTHING!!!

This day was filled with much adventure.
Like i was the finale in an Elementary School Parade.
yeah thats right
the Finale!

Quote of the Day:
as the kindergarteners walked through the classroom wearing their costumes,
one looks to the another,
points at me,
and says,
"that's one big 5th grader."

Then i went Trick-r-Treating.
yes.
im old.
i know that.
but this time of year brings out the child in me.
I went to every house on my grandma's block.
twice.

now i have a hard time deciding things.
so.
my costume
or should i say costumeS.
were as follows:

School: Baseball player
After: Indian.

yeah there completely opposite things.
unless you think about it.
Indians.
Cleveland Indians.
Cleveland Indians are a baseball team.
therefore not a big difference.

I hope ya'll had a good time on halloween night!!



Advice Time

Hello Viewers.

This is a time of desperate need,

need of creativity

& ideas.

Something doesnt feel right about this blog.

its missing something.

is it the title?

is it the layout?

is it how i write?

Please help me out.

My mind is near

EXPLOSION!!!!

if you would like to see my head still intact

and my brain nicely put back inside my skull the next time you see me...

please help.

Love:

Bailey



It's Kind of a Funny Story...

Once Upon a Time on a Monday Night

two friends met together.

One Friend said to the Other,

"Im hungry lets go get some beto's."

They got into the car & headed off to the lovely restaurant.

now only one friend was getting something

the other had already eaten.

So.

she orders her food and they wait for the food to come.

there was only one car ahead of the girls

when something struck them.

they had forgotten their wallets...

This was a time of panic.

"what do i do?!?!?"

"Drive away as fast as you can!!"

so thats what they did.

"can we get arrested for this?!?"

"I dont know,

but i want my BURRITO!!!"

that was the sound that the people within hearing distance heard.

so as quick as lightening the girls drove back home to get the money

needed to get the food.

They drove back...

hesitating.

what would they say.

They reach the restaurant.

pull up to the drive through.

rolled down the window half way & said,

"um....*gulp* we were just here...and uh....

we ordered a burrito...

but,

we forgot our money.

so, we're back."
(please note that there were about 10 voice crackings in this process.)

"Come to the window."

they drove up slowly,

trying not to laugh at what had just happend.

they took the burrito

& drove away...
laughing.

Now as you can see,

these girls struggle

a lot.

its just a fact that they are willing to accept.

Hopefully.

cuz this kind of thing happens more then it should

in this neck of the woods.

Fail.

well dang.

i have come to face the sad fact that

I STINK AT BLOGGING!!!

honestly.

i can not keep up on this blasted thing!

Im so very sorry to my readers...

*cough* *cough*

all 3 of you.

*cough*

i promise i will try to do better!!

really i will!

so prepare for greatest!!!

hopefully.

l

The Hunt.

Well.

Girls its time to ask to prefrence...

oh wait.

You already did.

Ya'll are animals!!

hahaha

now there is no one to ask.

But

Fear not.

i have a hot date that night.

Here is a sneak peek:

butt,

please meet the couch,

couch,

meet my butt.

The evening will be full of events,

such as endless chick flicks,

my favorite ice cream,

followed by a lovly dinner of snackable items.

Awe!

the start of a great & wonderful relationship

dont ya think??

A beautiful thing indeed!



Obsession Revealed

it is a day mixed with different emotions

when your obsession is revealed.

mine is food.

arby's to be exact.

i love it!

i honestly dont know why.

but...

i do.

& i have come to except that fact.

today i was confronted by a worker there.

he said to me.

"um...do you come here everyday??"

i just looked at him,

completely caught off guard & said,

"why yes, yes i do. its sad isnt it?

but think about it..i will keep you guys in buisness,

& you will be thankful for this sick obsession."

He laughed.

& i said,"see ya soon!!"

& i laughed all the way home.

The End.



Ode to the Weekend

It started on Thursday:

The Night Assembly!!

Oh how i wish i was in Dance Company!!

gah.

Jealously.

Friday:

Oh the HOMECOMING GAME!!

(yeah i know what your thinking,

 homecoming dance was 2 weeks ago...

but yeah

our whole school system is messed,

i just learn to deal with it.)

Now it is tradition that me & my amigos dress-up...

...Crazy.

im talking insane school spirit.

just at the mere sight of us,

 you would become a believer.

Full On Caveman Pride!

tu-tu's,

toga's,

leather jumpsuits,

you name it.

we wear it.

&

We totally destroyed Lehi

38 - 18

WHOOO YAY!!

Complete Domination!!

On Saturday:

After Conference

i had a chance to hang out with my friends.

my 9th grade friends.

yes,

im a senior.

but i dont care cuz

they be cool.

lets just say they understand my weird ways.

i mean who else would stay up with me

all night playing tanks on Wii play??

Eat nutella smores like a little fat boy with me??

Dance in the rain with little ceasers pizza??

Eat ice cream at maceys from the inside out??

& make super awkward,

"pretend we can actually dance"

music videos??

just take a gander at our night...

just kidding.
the video will not upload.
so...
look it up on facebook.

"move if you wanna"

you will see the struggles of teenage girls...

we have many nights like that.

& well.

i love them!!

So.

Words of Wisdom:

Go Crazy!

Have Fun!

& Dance like no one is watching!!

Cuz ya'll can tell we do...