For Sami :)
one day at work...my tummy was screaming out with hunger,
"FEED ME WOMAN!!"
i sadly said,
"sorry tum-tum...but there is no food i can provide you right now."
as i finished saying the depressing fact
my eyes beheld a lovely magical thing,
right in front of me...
a JUMBO BAG of skittles!!!
placed ever so gently on the very tip top of a full garbage can...
i reached forth my hand, grasped the bag & very lightly lifted it...
it was HALF FULL!!!
what this a sign?!?
a sweet delicious sign??
as i sat there contemplating about whether or not i should partake of this delectable treat,
a voice said to me
(it was most likely a halusination(?) from food deprevation)
"Bailey, i have placed these skittles before you so that you may feast upon them."
within an instant a heavenly light desended onto the garbage bound skittles bag
& A CHORUS OF ANGELS began to sing,
"Eat The Skittles!! Eat the Skittles!!
eat the skittles!! eat the skittles!!
EAT THE SKIIIIIITTTTLLLLLEEESSSS!!!!!"
without hesitation i grabbed the bag & sat right Smack-Dab in the middle of the empty hallway!
the only thing stopping me from shoving my head into that little red bag & filling my mouth with all the sugary goodness was the mere fact that well...
my head didnt fit.
so i had to suffice for my hand...
so i plunged it into the bag & started slammin skittles in by the handful!!
then with a mouth full of skittles & a VERY satisfied tummy,
i looked up & saw one of my fellow workers at the end of the hall...
"where'd ya get the skittles?"
i hesitate...
swallowing the remaining skittles that are taking residence in my mouth...
"....the lord."
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