For my Freshmen

Dear Freshmen,

one day you should come over to my house & eat some briefist.

Hopefully it will smell like nuthing,

& taste like nathing,

& have a good time doing it.

then maybe play tug-a-whor.

make sure its around christmas time though...

cuz that way we can hang up my ice cold orniments,

Then because our fingers are cold,

we will get out my nice, toste, stockings & hang them above the fire.

So that we can feel the Spirit of Christmas.

That is all.

Love:

Bailey

P.S. Remember you are magic! & we love Magic!